sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via confirmance)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via i-came-in-like-a-reichenbach)

friendswithbandefits:

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so

OH MY GOD THATS ADORABLE

(via thecrackkitten)

baseballandbeerisallineed:

Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you

(via laughterrulesmylife)

damerivi:

    Evil underwater demon bananas.

(via fourm)

bakerssmurf:

danalouiseg:

Since the first book, katniss was already a rebel.

I never even noticed this!!

bakerssmurf:

danalouiseg:

Since the first book, katniss was already a rebel.

I never even noticed this!!

(via andrewlx)

tastefullyoffensive:

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forsmithsandgiggles:

lewdmangabey:

maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.

most studies show that prices would only have to go up by 1 to 3 cents in order to raise employee wages significantly

or, you know, the ceo’s could take pay cuts but that would be so hard for the poor multimillionaires

(via where-did-my-url-go)

dangergays:

What people think recovery looks like vs. what it really looks like

(via where-did-my-url-go)

thebigbadwerewolf:

silversarcasm:

snark-sniper:

mrakato:

silversarcasm:

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

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This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

roasted

(via where-did-my-url-go)

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

(via andrewlx)

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

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