confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via zackisontumblr)

postdrift:

Chris Evans in 4th, 6th and 7th grade.

(via laughcentre)

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

(via laughcentre)

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

(via laughcentre)

unpureunchaste:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

the raddest shit i’ve ever reblogged

(via laughcentre)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(via laughcentre)

leesleftarm:

lalnascastle:

IF YOU DONT GET EXCITED OVER NATURE THEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN GET EXCITED ABOUT

I LOVE THE WHOLE WORLD IT’S SUCH A BRILLIANT PLACE BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH BOOMDEYADAH

(via laughcentre)

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

(via foreverfangirling2)

linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

(via zackisontumblr)

proposed plot for a freaky friday sequel

tupacabra:

two people switch bodies but one kills the other then attends their own funeral and watches their body get lowered into the ground and goes crazy and becomes a mass murderer and only kills on fridays. also they have to be played by lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis again.

staff:

htmlflowers:

closing panel from my second guest page in Simon Hanselmann’s “Truth Zone” Series.

Put the bottle down. Tumblr is for everyone. 

staff:

htmlflowers:

closing panel from my second guest page in Simon Hanselmann’s “Truth Zone” Series.

Put the bottle down. Tumblr is for everyone. 

thefrogman:

Scott DeWitt [webcomic | tumblr | twitter]

thefrogman:

Scott DeWitt [webcomic | tumblr | twitter]

(via fourm)