falloutdreamer:

oh look, a beautiful canon couple:

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oh look, two dudes, bros, platonic buddies:

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another canon couple:

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aaaand the platonic buddies strike again:

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but these are just our delusions, obviously.

(via foreverfangirling2)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via passive-aggressive-popsicle)

happyless:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

it’s not even funny how accurate this is, I cringed so hard at this

(via technicolour-tendencies)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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(via technicolour-tendencies)

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

derrickrosenberg:

moistcornbread:

helllllooooootrickster:

drunkenkeith:

basically

Wtf is hoth? I’m confused America

HOTH IS AN OUTER PLANET FROM STAR WARS THAT IS COLDER THAN EVEN RUSSIA’S DEEPEST WINTERS YOU UNCULTURED POTATO

Reblogging for that last comment

(via passive-aggressive-popsicle)

escapekit:

Animal food

Artist Sarah DeRemer has created a  illustrated series of food hybrids made with animals, and various fruits and vegetables. 

communistbakery:

isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

the skeleton war hit us hard

(via fourm)

passive-aggressive-popsicle:

lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

ask “why?” a lot

doctorgrump:

doctorgrump:

i just think its really cute because on cybertron they dont say “i love you” they say

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which translates to “your spark is of pure light that brightens life and casts a shadow on fears” and i think that’s beautiful

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(via bewbin)

sherbetballets:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

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Wow did the Jesus Christ fandom just hijack a post?

(via where-did-my-url-go)